About this Monkey Tale
Submitted by Jamie Pfrommer
So my brother and I decided to enter a chili competition on a whim, and having never made chili before in my life, I knew it was a long shot.
The day of the competition we are finalizing our chili and after a half hour of showing up and drinking Golden Monkey, both of us are too lit to drive ourselves and our chili to the competition! I had to call my fiancé and ask him to come get us and he said "What?! How can you be drunk?! You just got there a half hour ago!"
I told him it was the Monkey. We ended up placing 3rd out of 26 entries, and have only the Monkey to thank!