About this Monkey Tale

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Well...the first time I tried Golden Monkey was at a burger place, Umami. I liked it so much had to find it. Found it at Total Wine. Bought two six packs, then got home and I had to work on a project.

So I was like, "You know what? Drinking two might make me concentrate more on it." Boy was I wrong. Two became five. And if anything, I deleted stuff on my project. Sure enough I was calling friends and EVEN MY EX GIRLFRIEND telling her how much miss her and that I was drunk off of only five beers.

Haven't been a happy drunk in a while. The only thing that sucked was that this happened on a Thursday and I had to work the next day. Thank you Golden Monkey!

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