About this Monkey Tale
Submitted by Zachary Vincent
During my junior year of college someone told me that Golden Monkey was delicious and would get you feeling good after 1 or 2 of them, so I bought a 6 pack.
Being a naive newly 21 year-old I said "What the hell? I'll give it a go!" So I started drinking one and it went down smoothly. I was feeling it after one beer. I decided to have another, and by this time all my roommates were home (this was a Wednesday night so they weren't partying that night).
I finished the second and that's the last I remember. You may call me a lightweight but those things were potent especially for a fresh 21 year-old. The next morning I wake up to my 8am alarm for class and instantly run to the bathroom and throw up, feeling like complete shit. I decide I'm unable to attend class.
Later that day my roommates told me I drank all 6 Golden Monkeys. They said I was hammered, broke our basketball net, made fries that I never ate, and pretended to be Luke Skywalker for 3 hours. So there's my first Golden Monkey experience. Amazing, right?
I've paced myself with them ever since. But would never give up the Monkey! #RespectTheMonkey