Thought I Only Drank 2…

About this Monkey Tale

Submitted by Zachary Vincent

During my junior year of college someone told me that Golden Monkey was delicious and would get you feeling good after 1 or 2 of them, so I bought a 6 pack.

Being a naive newly 21 year-old I said "What the hell? I'll give it a go!" So I started drinking one and it went down smoothly. I was feeling it after one beer. I decided to have another, and by this time all my roommates were home (this was a Wednesday night so they weren't partying that night).

I finished the second and that's the last I remember. You may call me a lightweight but those things were potent especially for a fresh 21 year-old. The next morning I wake up to my 8am alarm for class and instantly run to the bathroom and throw up, feeling like complete shit. I decide I'm unable to attend class.

Later that day my roommates told me I drank all 6 Golden Monkeys. They said I was hammered, broke our basketball net, made fries that I never ate, and pretended to be Luke Skywalker for 3 hours. So there's my first Golden Monkey experience. Amazing, right?

I've paced myself with them ever since. But would never give up the Monkey! #RespectTheMonkey

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